Joke Question: How is it that the Headquarters of the American National Security Agency in Prague, Czechoslovakia is located in room 1305, on the 13th Floor of the MolotovBuilding in Prague?
Joke Answer: It is very difficult for Russians to find the hidden 13th Floor in the Molotov Building.
Sunday, February 27, 2011
Friday, February 25, 2011
Fejfar Joke Blog: A Logic Riddle
Fejfar Joke Blog: A Logic Riddle: "Riddle Question: Are ' A' and 'not not A,' the same? Hint: Are a double negative and a positive the same?"
A Logic Riddle
Riddle Question: Are " A" and "not not A," the same?
Hint: Are a double negative and a positive the same?
Hint: Are a double negative and a positive the same?
Opus Dei Joke
Joke Question: What is so funny about an Opus Dei member who charges a liberal
catholic with the alleged offense of theosphany?
Joke Answer: What is funny is that Opus Dei is latin for the phrase, The Movement of God, and theosphany is the greek word for the phrase, The Movement of God. Thus, the humor here is that the Opus Dei idiot is charging the person with the alleged offense of being an Opus Dei member, which is an obviously hypocritical and sophistic irrational and illegal charge by the charging Opus Dei member.
catholic with the alleged offense of theosphany?
Joke Answer: What is funny is that Opus Dei is latin for the phrase, The Movement of God, and theosphany is the greek word for the phrase, The Movement of God. Thus, the humor here is that the Opus Dei idiot is charging the person with the alleged offense of being an Opus Dei member, which is an obviously hypocritical and sophistic irrational and illegal charge by the charging Opus Dei member.
Monday, February 21, 2011
A Golf Joke
Joke Question: What did the Cop say to the beautiful woman golfer on the golf course who just had sex with the golf pro?
Joke Response: I don't know, what?
Joke Answer: "Madam, I'm sorry but I have to arrest you for hooking on the left of the Fairway."
Joke Response: I don't know, what?
Joke Answer: "Madam, I'm sorry but I have to arrest you for hooking on the left of the Fairway."
Sunday, February 20, 2011
Fejfar Joke Blog: A Math Riddle
Fejfar Joke Blog: A Math Riddle: "Are the numbers ' 1 ' and ' 1.0 ' the same number? Hint: The difference between a substantial distinction and a formal disti..."
A Math Riddle
Are the numbers " 1 " and " 1.0 " the same number?
Hint: The difference between a substantial distinction and a formal distinction.
Hint: The number " 1 " is analogous to the number " 1.0 "
Hint: The difference between a substantial distinction and a formal distinction.
Hint: The number " 1 " is analogous to the number " 1.0 "
Thursday, February 17, 2011
Fejfar Joke Blog: A Male Female Riddle
Fejfar Joke Blog: A Male Female Riddle: "Riddle Question: If the Husband is the Wife, and, if the Wife is the Husband, how is it then, that the Husband is the Husband and the Wife i..."
A Male Female Riddle
Riddle Question: If the Husband is the Wife, and, if the Wife is the Husband, how is it then, that the Husband is the Husband and the Wife is the Wife?
Clue: Sherlock Holmes: Logic, my dear Watson, logic.
Mr. Spock: Obviously, logic is the answer.
Hint:
If H is W
If W is H
H therefore W
W therefore H
Therefore, if H then H, and if W then W
Therefore, W is not H, and H is not W
Clue: Sherlock Holmes: Logic, my dear Watson, logic.
Mr. Spock: Obviously, logic is the answer.
Hint:
If H is W
If W is H
H therefore W
W therefore H
Therefore, if H then H, and if W then W
Therefore, W is not H, and H is not W
Thursday, February 10, 2011
A Weather Joke
George Carlin: What is the short term weather forecast?
Joke response: I don't know, what?
George Carlin: For this evening, the forecast is dark, continued dark with
widely scattered light in the morning.
Joke response: I don't know, what?
George Carlin: For this evening, the forecast is dark, continued dark with
widely scattered light in the morning.
Wednesday, February 9, 2011
Fejfar Joke Blog: A Riddle about Leonardo DiCaprio and Tom Hanks
Fejfar Joke Blog: A Riddle about Leonardo DiCaprio and Tom Hanks: "A Holly wood Riddle: Who does Tom Hanks, Leonardo DiCaprio, and the real life impersonation artist Frank Abagnail have in common? A. Alleg..."
A Riddle about Leonardo DiCaprio and Tom Hanks
A Holly wood Riddle:
Who does Tom Hanks, Leonardo DiCaprio, and the real life impersonation artist Frank Abagnail have in common?
A. Alleged Saint Thomas Law Professor and Dean, Douglas A. Ray
B. Alleged Florida Law Professor Steven Winter
C. Alleged Theology Professor Virgil Elizondo
E. All of the Above.
Hint: See the movie, Catch me if you Can.
(C)Copyright 2011 by Anthony J. Fejfar and Neothomism, P.C.
Who does Tom Hanks, Leonardo DiCaprio, and the real life impersonation artist Frank Abagnail have in common?
A. Alleged Saint Thomas Law Professor and Dean, Douglas A. Ray
B. Alleged Florida Law Professor Steven Winter
C. Alleged Theology Professor Virgil Elizondo
E. All of the Above.
Hint: See the movie, Catch me if you Can.
(C)Copyright 2011 by Anthony J. Fejfar and Neothomism, P.C.
Tuesday, February 8, 2011
A Riddle About Good and Evil
Riddle: If good is evil, and, if evil is good, how is it that good is good and evil is evil?
(C)Perpetual Copyright 2011 by Anthony J. Fejfar and Neothomism, P.C. (PA)
(C)Perpetual Copyright 2011 by Anthony J. Fejfar and Neothomism, P.C. (PA)