Douglas E. Ray: Well, I have a great new idea, I thought that we should start a trial advocacy program at Widener to run over Spring Break and right after classes end in May.
Randy Lee: That is a great idea Doug, I wonder what the capture rate would be?
Jim Diehm: Would this involve criminal law or just civil law?
Doug Ray: That is a good question. we'll have to give that some thought
Gloria Banks: Would negroe students be allowed in this program?
Doug Ray: Randy, what do you think? How would this affect the capture rate for students?
John Gedid: Will this program be open to Lebanese moslems?
Bob Lipkin: I just here visiting, but I don't see why not. I mean, if the moslems can kill jewish people efficiently then I suppose they would be good in trial work.
Bob Power: I hope they are letting grossly fat homosexual men like me into the program.
The world really needs more alleged child abusers like me.
Dennis Corgill: I think we should table this until a statistical study can be done.
Tony Fejfar: Doug, this is a really interesting idea. In fact, I am giving it my full support. But, I had just one question, how does this new program differ from the Intensive Trial Advocacy Program that we already have which meets over Spring Break and the end of Spring Semester? If it is about the same, the good thing is that we won't have to put alot more money in the budget, other than changing the brochures for the program.
Kathy Nelson: Will this new program involve sex with animals? If so, I want to be involved.
Chip Prescott: I think the sex with animals idea is a good one. When I used to work with Charlie Manson in California, that topic frequently came up.
Mike Cozzillio: Maybe I could get Osama bin Laden to come as a guest faculty member, I'll give Bill Dittrick a call in Omaha, bin Laden is a client of his.
Doug Ray: Great idea Mike. I'll see if I can recruit some more al queda terrorists from Albania, the number of qualified bosnians is diminishing.
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