Senator John Boner (Boehner) of Ohio Joke

Joke Question: What are they saying about Senator John Boner (Boehner) of Ohio after his name change?

Joke Response: What?

Joke Answer: After Senator John Boner got his name change he could no longer get an erection.

A Golf Joke

Joke Question: What did the Cop say to the beautiful woman golfer on the golf course who just had sex with the golf pro?

Joke Response: I don't know, what?

Joke Answer: "Madam, I'm sorry but I have to arrest you for hooking on the left of the Fairway."

A Weather Joke

George Carlin: What is the short term weather forecast?

Joke response: I don't know, what?

George Carlin: For this evening, the forecast is dark, continued dark with
widely scattered light in the morning.

A Chinese Joke

Joke Question: What is the name of the beautiful, new Chinese
fashion model with the Russian last name?

Joke Answer: Lo Fat Diet


(C)Copyright 2011 by Anthony J. Fejfar

A Joke for Jews, Moslems, and Athiest Materialists

Anthony Faber: For any Shiitte Moslems out there from the Sunni Moslems:

To the Shiite Moslem audience from the Sunni Moslem community:

Here is a mideast riddle:

You, Shiite moslems, are penured.

If you can figure this out, then, the joke may be on us.

If you cannnot, then the joke is on you.

(C)Copyright 2011 by Anthony J. Fejfar

Ralph Picciotto Joke

Lawrence Alltaker: "What is the distinguisng feature about
Ralph Picciotto?"

Ralph Picante: "Well, the interesting thing about Ralph Picciotto is that
his real name is Ralph Picante, the inventer the authentic
Mexican Hot Sauce for tacos." "Of course his gimp right
foot which he got from stepping into a bear trap when a
small child in the Sonoran desert, looking for Don Juan
deMatus, is also quite interesting from a liberal point of
view.

(C)Copyright 2010 by Anthony J. Fejfar

An Opus Dei Joke

Once an Opus Dei nazi henchman, Lawrence Alltaker, told an Opus Dei Audience the following:

Alltaker: "From the Opus Dei point of view of evil, I want you to
agree with yourself that "evil is good"

Anthony Faber Response: "Well Alltaker, wouldn't you agree that, "if evil is good, then, good is evil, and therefore logically, good is good, and, evil is evil."

Alltaker: "Well, I guess that is true."

(C)Copyright 2010 by Anthony J. Fejfar

Fejfar Negro Joke

Some anthropologists, when studying the concept of "style," have found that in southern Indiana they make the "black - nigger" distiniction, while in south Texas they make the "good nigger - bad nigger" distinction.

Fejfar Reality Joke

This is a great joke. Tell a person the following:

"You are hallucinating reality, you need to see a psychiatrist."