Fejfar Jewsih Joke IX

Joke Question: Teacher, will the Jewish Question be on the exam?

Joke Answer: No, it really isn't fair, only the Jews know how to answer
that question for themselves.

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Fejfar Jewsih Joke VIII

Joke Question: What is the Answer to the Jewish Question?

Joke Response: I don't know, what?

Joke Answer: Taking the path of the Dinosaurs to extinction.

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Fejfar Jewish Joke VII

Joke Question: What is the major problem with Jewish cooks?

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Fejfar Marisa Tomei Joke

Joke Question: Why is Marisa Tomei's acting career on the rocks?

Joke Answer: Because she is spending too much time spying
for the Mossad.

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Fejfar Jewish Joke VII

Joke Question: Why is it that there really are no athiest materialist jews?

Joke Answer: Because athiest materialist jews believe and say that the
"facts" stated in the jewish biblical books of Genesis and
Exodus are not really true, and thus the "jews" were never
"created" but instead were canaanite greeks.

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Fejfar Jewish Joke VI

Joke Question: How many jews does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Joke Response: I don't know, how many?

Joke Answer: 5 jews are needed. One jew to actually do the work and 4 jews to argue over the fee.

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Fejfar Jewish Joke V

Joke Question: A jewish boy asks his grandfather, "Grandpa, when and
where did you graduate from school?"

Joke Answer: The Grandfather responds: "I graduated in the class of
1945 from Auschwitz University, majoring in survival."

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Jewish Joke IV

Joke Question: How stupid are the Jews?

Joke Response: I don't know, how stupid?

Joke Answer: The Jews are so stupid that they exchange gifts on Hannukah to
celebrate the massacre of the jews at Masada.

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Fejfar Jewish Joke III

Joke Question: How do Reformed Jews keep Kosher in America?

Joke Response: I don't know, how?

Joke Answer: By keeping a jar of Kosher Dill pickles in the refrigerator.

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Fejfar Jewish Joke II

Joke Question: What is the name of the hottest new Jewish motorcycle
which is produced in Israel?

Joke Answer: The Yamaka 750.

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Fejfar Jewish Joke

Joke Question: What did the Jewish woman say to the local Locksmith
when she entered his Locksmith shop?

Joke Response: I don't know, what did she say?

Joke Answer: I would like locks and bagels, please.

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A Joke Interview for the Dean of Academic Afffairs at Widener

Interview of Nebraska Professor John Snowden for position of Vice Dean for Academic Affairs at Widener University School of Law.

Louise Hill: Well, Professor Snowden, I mean, John, is it all right if I call you John?

John Snowden: Sure, that would be cool.

Louise Hill: Now, I understand you have been writing under the pen name, Roberto Unger.

Snowden: Well, I suppose you might say that there is a certain metaphor there to be considered.

Louise Hill: Well, what can you tell me about postmodernism or Critical Legal Studies?

Snowden: Well, CLS has made some important moves, we have now moved beyond talking about equality, and instead are talking about the subversion of inequality. This the new approach that Yugoslavian spy Randy Lee has come up.

Louise Hill: Well, John, can you tell me what you think your duties would be if you got the position of Vice Dean for Academic Affairs?

Snowden: Well, I suppose the faculty affairs would be the most important, the key is to see if each faculty affairs has involved sexual intercourse in bed or not. Then, you go to work from there.

Louise Hill: Well, John, are you saying then that faculty positions are important in that regard? For example, is the missionary position what really recommended for most faculty sexual intercourse? Then, do you think that a vagina is really necessary or is it possible that some other cavity can be used for sexual relations, following Bill Clinton?

Snowden: I guess you would have to ask Hillary about that, I imagine many faculty members would prefer fellatio to cunninglus or anal intercourse. I can refer you to John Culhane's seminal pieice in that regard.

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A Chinese Joke

Joke Question: What is the name of the beautiful, new Chinese
fashion model with the Russian last name?

Joke Answer: Lo Fat Diet


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A Communist Joke

Politburo Member, Mikhail Gorbachev:
What is the name of the outstanding new
Rock n Roll Band in Moscow?

Mayor of Moscow, Boris Yeltsin: I don't know, what?

Gorbachev: The Communistics. They are an Alien Band from Off Planet.
Their sound is really far out, and very groovy.

Yeltsin: Really? I suppose they will be very popular with the Apparichnik Class in Moscow. I would love to hear more about their nomenclatura.

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A Joke for Jews, Moslems, and Athiest Materialists

Anthony Faber: For any Shiitte Moslems out there from the Sunni Moslems:

To the Shiite Moslem audience from the Sunni Moslem community:

Here is a mideast riddle:

You, Shiite moslems, are penured.

If you can figure this out, then, the joke may be on us.

If you cannnot, then the joke is on you.

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Ralph Picciotto Joke

Lawrence Alltaker: "What is the distinguisng feature about
Ralph Picciotto?"

Ralph Picante: "Well, the interesting thing about Ralph Picciotto is that
his real name is Ralph Picante, the inventer the authentic
Mexican Hot Sauce for tacos." "Of course his gimp right
foot which he got from stepping into a bear trap when a
small child in the Sonoran desert, looking for Don Juan
deMatus, is also quite interesting from a liberal point of
view.

(C)Copyright 2010 by Anthony J. Fejfar

An Opus Dei Joke

Once an Opus Dei nazi henchman, Lawrence Alltaker, told an Opus Dei Audience the following:

Alltaker: "From the Opus Dei point of view of evil, I want you to
agree with yourself that "evil is good"

Anthony Faber Response: "Well Alltaker, wouldn't you agree that, "if evil is good, then, good is evil, and therefore logically, good is good, and, evil is evil."

Alltaker: "Well, I guess that is true."

(C)Copyright 2010 by Anthony J. Fejfar