Friday, December 24, 2010
Fejfar Joke Blog: Fejfar Reality Joke
Fejfar Joke Blog: Fejfar Reality Joke: "This is a great joke. Tell a person the following: 'You are hallucinating reality, you need to see a psychiatrist.'"
Fejfar Joke Blog: Fejfar Negro Joke
Fejfar Joke Blog: Fejfar Negro Joke: "Some anthropologists, when studying the concept of 'style,' have found that in southern Indiana they make the 'black - nigger' distinictio..."
Fejfar Joke Blog: Doug Ray Joke
Fejfar Joke Blog: Doug Ray Joke: "The following is a joke interview: Louise Hill: Well, Doug Ray, I see on your resume that you were the vice-dean at Toledo law school. Is ..."
Fejfar Joke Blog: A Joke Widener Law Faculty Meeting supervised by D...
Fejfar Joke Blog: A Joke Widener Law Faculty Meeting supervised by D...: "Douglas E. Ray: Well, I have a great new idea, I thought that we should start a trial advocacy program at Widener to run over Spring Break a..."
A Joke Widener Law Faculty Meeting supervised by Doug Ray
Douglas E. Ray: Well, I have a great new idea, I thought that we should start a trial advocacy program at Widener to run over Spring Break and right after classes end in May.
Randy Lee: That is a great idea Doug, I wonder what the capture rate would be?
Jim Diehm: Would this involve criminal law or just civil law?
Doug Ray: That is a good question. we'll have to give that some thought
Gloria Banks: Would negroe students be allowed in this program?
Doug Ray: Randy, what do you think? How would this affect the capture rate for students?
John Gedid: Will this program be open to Lebanese moslems?
Bob Lipkin: I just here visiting, but I don't see why not. I mean, if the moslems can kill jewish people efficiently then I suppose they would be good in trial work.
Bob Power: I hope they are letting grossly fat homosexual men like me into the program.
The world really needs more alleged child abusers like me.
Dennis Corgill: I think we should table this until a statistical study can be done.
Tony Fejfar: Doug, this is a really interesting idea. In fact, I am giving it my full support. But, I had just one question, how does this new program differ from the Intensive Trial Advocacy Program that we already have which meets over Spring Break and the end of Spring Semester? If it is about the same, the good thing is that we won't have to put alot more money in the budget, other than changing the brochures for the program.
Kathy Nelson: Will this new program involve sex with animals? If so, I want to be involved.
Chip Prescott: I think the sex with animals idea is a good one. When I used to work with Charlie Manson in California, that topic frequently came up.
Mike Cozzillio: Maybe I could get Osama bin Laden to come as a guest faculty member, I'll give Bill Dittrick a call in Omaha, bin Laden is a client of his.
Doug Ray: Great idea Mike. I'll see if I can recruit some more al queda terrorists from Albania, the number of qualified bosnians is diminishing.
Randy Lee: That is a great idea Doug, I wonder what the capture rate would be?
Jim Diehm: Would this involve criminal law or just civil law?
Doug Ray: That is a good question. we'll have to give that some thought
Gloria Banks: Would negroe students be allowed in this program?
Doug Ray: Randy, what do you think? How would this affect the capture rate for students?
John Gedid: Will this program be open to Lebanese moslems?
Bob Lipkin: I just here visiting, but I don't see why not. I mean, if the moslems can kill jewish people efficiently then I suppose they would be good in trial work.
Bob Power: I hope they are letting grossly fat homosexual men like me into the program.
The world really needs more alleged child abusers like me.
Dennis Corgill: I think we should table this until a statistical study can be done.
Tony Fejfar: Doug, this is a really interesting idea. In fact, I am giving it my full support. But, I had just one question, how does this new program differ from the Intensive Trial Advocacy Program that we already have which meets over Spring Break and the end of Spring Semester? If it is about the same, the good thing is that we won't have to put alot more money in the budget, other than changing the brochures for the program.
Kathy Nelson: Will this new program involve sex with animals? If so, I want to be involved.
Chip Prescott: I think the sex with animals idea is a good one. When I used to work with Charlie Manson in California, that topic frequently came up.
Mike Cozzillio: Maybe I could get Osama bin Laden to come as a guest faculty member, I'll give Bill Dittrick a call in Omaha, bin Laden is a client of his.
Doug Ray: Great idea Mike. I'll see if I can recruit some more al queda terrorists from Albania, the number of qualified bosnians is diminishing.
Doug Ray Joke
The following is a joke interview:
Louise Hill: Well, Doug Ray, I see on your resume that you were the vice-dean at Toledo law school. Is that right?
Douglas E. Ray: Well, yes, that is true.
Louise Hill: Well, Doug, what were your duties as the vice-dean at Toledo?
Douglas E. Ray: I supervised a number of people.
Louise Hill: Well, Doug could you be more specific, please?
Douglas E. Ray: To tell you the truth, I was the vice-dean for maintenance,
and I supervised several negroe janitors.
Louise Hill: Well Doug, what did you do if the negroe janitors did not show up for work?
Douglas E. Ray: In that case I would engage in maintanence engineering tasks myself.
Louise Hill: Can you be more specific?
Douglas E. Ray: Well, yes, I scrubbed out the toliets, which quite frankly was quite a shitting job.
Louise Hill: Doug, how do you think that your experience as a maintenence superivisor
qualifies you to be the Dean at Widener Law School?
Douglas E. Ray: Well, I look pretty good in a suit, and suppose that is all that really counts.
Louise Hill: Alright Doug, but what if you put on a gut and no longer look good in a suit?
Douglas E. Ray: Well, in that case I guess that I would have to resign as Dean.
Louise Hill: Well Doug, thank you for being frank, I will have to get back with you.
Louise Hill: Well, Doug Ray, I see on your resume that you were the vice-dean at Toledo law school. Is that right?
Douglas E. Ray: Well, yes, that is true.
Louise Hill: Well, Doug, what were your duties as the vice-dean at Toledo?
Douglas E. Ray: I supervised a number of people.
Louise Hill: Well, Doug could you be more specific, please?
Douglas E. Ray: To tell you the truth, I was the vice-dean for maintenance,
and I supervised several negroe janitors.
Louise Hill: Well Doug, what did you do if the negroe janitors did not show up for work?
Douglas E. Ray: In that case I would engage in maintanence engineering tasks myself.
Louise Hill: Can you be more specific?
Douglas E. Ray: Well, yes, I scrubbed out the toliets, which quite frankly was quite a shitting job.
Louise Hill: Doug, how do you think that your experience as a maintenence superivisor
qualifies you to be the Dean at Widener Law School?
Douglas E. Ray: Well, I look pretty good in a suit, and suppose that is all that really counts.
Louise Hill: Alright Doug, but what if you put on a gut and no longer look good in a suit?
Douglas E. Ray: Well, in that case I guess that I would have to resign as Dean.
Louise Hill: Well Doug, thank you for being frank, I will have to get back with you.
Monday, December 20, 2010
Fejfar Negro Joke
Some anthropologists, when studying the concept of "style," have found that in southern Indiana they make the "black - nigger" distiniction, while in south Texas they make the "good nigger - bad nigger" distinction.
Fejfar Reality Joke
This is a great joke. Tell a person the following:
"You are hallucinating reality, you need to see a psychiatrist."
"You are hallucinating reality, you need to see a psychiatrist."
Subscribe to:
Posts (Atom)