Doug Ray Joke

The following is a joke interview:

Louise Hill: Well, Doug Ray, I see on your resume that you were the vice-dean at Toledo law school. Is that right?

Douglas E. Ray: Well, yes, that is true.

Louise Hill: Well, Doug, what were your duties as the vice-dean at Toledo?

Douglas E. Ray: I supervised a number of people.

Louise Hill: Well, Doug could you be more specific, please?

Douglas E. Ray: To tell you the truth, I was the vice-dean for maintenance,
and I supervised several negroe janitors.

Louise Hill: Well Doug, what did you do if the negroe janitors did not show up for work?

Douglas E. Ray: In that case I would engage in maintanence engineering tasks myself.

Louise Hill: Can you be more specific?

Douglas E. Ray: Well, yes, I scrubbed out the toliets, which quite frankly was quite a shitting job.

Louise Hill: Doug, how do you think that your experience as a maintenence superivisor
qualifies you to be the Dean at Widener Law School?

Douglas E. Ray: Well, I look pretty good in a suit, and suppose that is all that really counts.

Louise Hill: Alright Doug, but what if you put on a gut and no longer look good in a suit?

Douglas E. Ray: Well, in that case I guess that I would have to resign as Dean.

Louise Hill: Well Doug, thank you for being frank, I will have to get back with you.